How to Date Me?

 

Just so I could write my blog, I have done out of desperation to ask my closest committed friends, if they would date me, if they happened to be unattached. As to what my boss pointed out, of course most of them said yes… I meant to write if my desirability is a major or minor factor for my long single life.

 

But I know really why…

 

Not too long ago I tried dating a guy I was initially attracted with but since I am always easily attracted, I still didn’t entertain the idea of going out with him. But he did make me try (far successful from those who attempted), it was fun but still didn’t work out. Since that experience have happened once or too many, I decided to write a few episode of what could be the right or wrong moves the guy/s had done to ask on a date, date or fail miserably to date me.

 

• Vague Signals

 

Any minor sweet gesture, just as long as you are clear and obvious (I’m kinda slow), I’d be sooo touched you won’t even like it.

 

One time almost every morning, I would always find myself in the same jeepney on my way to school with a guy. (history: I told all my neighbors I had major crush on him but he didn’t care so I gave up) I thought it was coincidental but after 2 months I realized he would secretly wait for me. I thought it was sweet.

 

A guy once brought green mangos from Iligan and told me, I saved the biggest for you but then didn’t see you for a long time the mango got rotten in my room it smelled for days… I thought ohhh the mango waited for me I was sooo touched.

 

• Brown is delicious

 

I love chocolates… it is my weakness. Need I say more?

 

(Sorry Nobody’s given me chocolate)

 

• Be consistent

 

If you like me, show me don’t keep me guessing…

 

This recent guy I dated, I got bugged since he’d send instant messages almost at the same time every morning, a rose (still instant message) at maybe 3:00 in the afternoon and a text message asking if I ate at 9 o’clock at night. I was sooo bugged it got me, I was the one who asked him on a date that same week.

 

I was sure he was interested I also became interested in him.

 

• If in doubt continue

 

Bottom-line, if I had gone out with you, answered your senseless texts even the forwarded messages… come on I like you!

 

Have several times proven that I always get dissuaded on any minor things such as what a friend said, a not so disgusting yet too disgusting for me action or maybe I just felt so to give any guy I like a cold shoulder. Today I may really not like him and deliberately drive him away. Most guys did as to what I made them do but really after several days maybe hours I went back to liking him but then too late.

 

• Pretend to be religious

 

I don’t know why really…

 

• Keep promises, always pay attention and never kill the momentum

 

So you said you’d give the moon to me then I smiled, I’d be rooting on that (Seriously!). I’d probably show you I like you I’d laugh at your jokes, worry about you too much, initiate senseless conversations, hang in there, stay with me. I’ve given the green light. Never stop cause if you do, I’d feel so disappointed and irritated I’ll give you reasons to not like me.

 

Ending…

 

Out of confidence, I do know that ultimately I’d be an interesting girlfriend, a good catch for those with semi high standards and a performer in whatever you ask me to do. They just have to try and I just have to like them.

 

Now that I’ve said it all, maybe the next guy to try will be successful, I’d finally end this long enduring life of being single. Ciao!